Swing and Sway (aka Mardi Gras Jackhole)

Are you a Jack Hole? Possibly. Look.. I am not messing around here... the facts are as follows:

A.) You live in the 314 area and you were part of the population attending Mardi Gras on Saturday

B.) You obtained “beads” (what kind and how many is irrelevant)

C.) You are now displaying those or some of those beads on your car’s REAR VIEW MIRROR!!!!

Christ... this sh*t drives me crazy. Over the next week... become aware STL and take note. You will see, on an average, every 5th car, some asshead (male or female) plowing down the local boulevard with these damn things a swingin’ and a swayin’ from their rear view. Damn pathetic..... grow the hell up!!!! You are worse than an unused kiosk in a mall! What is it... Is this like a badge of honor? Are you pimping some level of accomplishment? You look like the dildo that hits the rock show Tuesday night and then rolls out the door Wednesday AM sporting the rock shirt. Full display for all to see....fold marks still intact! See... that is bad... but your are worse. See... if you are a chick and you have the bead pile in tow.. then you have conveniently labeled yourself as a class A Slut. Why? Well... lil’ lady... how did you get all those beads? Pay for them??? Not likely. If you are a dude.. .and you are over the age of 24... then you look like a pathetic pedophile looser. I am sure that in order to place those beads on your sweet ride’s mirror that you had to remove your 2001 GED cap tassel. Didn’t you! Didn’t you! Though so. That is it. I am done.

Happy Monday Jackholes!
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